ever think if we weren’t so fucking serious, maybe we’d float more? there are proven causal ties between projected psychic and emotional energies and their effect on natural phenomenon. so maybe humanities eons of depression, anxiety and anger are literally keeping us down. and before that the dinosaurs were just floating around. then one of them got bummed and fell to earth, which made them asplode of course. and when the other dinos saw their sploded brother it made them sad and they fell and sploded. and so forth. here’s a picture of a sad prehistoric sea beast as he asplodes.

and that’s the real reason dinosaurs went extinct timmy.