yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. ha. this time of year always brings out the weird desperation in peoples. like, “oh my god, i could die tomorrow, it almost 2011 and i’m nearly thirty!” “let’s prove our youthfulness by be being retarded!” but you know what? no. fuck all that noise. if you can’t be with the one you love, DON’T love the one you are with. that mentality only breeds contempt and stupidity. literally. because stupid people don’t use condoms. it’s a fact. otherwise, there wouldn’t be a market for will smith movies. and not because he’s black. because legend by bob marley is a fucking compilation, not an album, and saying yer favorite record is a collection is like saying yer favorite movie is a VHS tape of yer favorite commercials from the 80’s. which actually sounds pretty cool….

so, uh….

i guess my moral tonight is: more mix tapes/less cgi fake ass “zombies”….. and also, if you like will smith, consider a vasectomy. or call our hotline and a trained specialist will come in the night to “help” you. don’t worry:) it’s cheaper for you and better for us and the planet you yuppie scum sucking seersucker mother fucker. oops, merry christmas! love you! here’s to jesus. some guy ten thousand times smarter than us was killed so we could misinterpret and poorly share, promote and market his ideas.